The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales


How much do I want to read more? 8/10

This is the kind of humor I like. I like it stupid and nonsense. No need it to be smart so I can laugh at it, quite the opposite.
It find it funnier than the book of jokes, for some reasons.


Introduction

The stories in this book are almost fairy tales. But not quite.
They are fairly stupid tales.

What else would you call a story like "Goldilocks and the three elephants"?
This girl walking through the woods smells peanut porridge cooking. She decides to break into the Elephant's house, eat the porridge, sit in the chairs, and sleep in the beds.
But when she gets in the house, she can't climb up on Baby elephant's chair because it's too big. She can't climb on Mama elephant's chair because it's much too big. And she can't climb on Papa elephant's chair because it's much much too big. So she goes home. The end.

In fact, you should definitely read the stories now, because the rest of this introduction just kind of goes on and on and doesn't really say anything.


Chicken Licken

Once upon a time Chicken Licken was standing around when a piece of something fell on her head.
She wasn't the brightest thing on two legs, so she started running around in circles clucking "The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!"
Chicken Licken ran to her friend Ducky Lucky and clucked "Ducky Lucky! Ducky Lucky! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!"
"Let's go," quacked Ducky Lucky.
Chicken Licken and Ducky Lucky ran to their friend Goosey Loosey and yelled "Goosey Loosey! Goosey Loosey! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!"
"Let's go," honked Goosey Loosey.
Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky and Goosey Loosey ran to their friend Cocky Locky and yelled "Cocky Locky! Cocky Locky! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!"
"Let's go," crowed Cocky Locky.

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!" cried Jack the Narrator. "I forgot the table of contents!"
"Hey you're not in this story," said Chicken Licken.
"I know," said Jack the Narrator. "But I came to warn you. The table of contents is …"
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" clucked Chicken Licken. "We must tell the President!"
So Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Cocky Locky ignored Jack the Narrator and ran off to catch a plane to Washington.
Just outside the airport they met Foxy Loxy.
"Foxy Loxy! Foxy Loxy! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!" yelled Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Cocky Locky.
"Well, come with me," said Foxy Loxy.
"I know a shortcut to the airport."
Foxy Loxy led Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Cocky Locky to his cave.
He didn't get to eat them though, because Chicken Licken was almost right.
The sky wasn't falling.
The table of contents was. It fell and squashed everybody. The End.

The Princess and the bowling ball